gal·lows hu·mor - n. humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation

I notice a suprising lack of original content here. Hell, a lack of content whatsoever. Possibly, and this is merely a suggestion, you could let loose Scott's phallus from your index finger and thumb, and spend some time doing something productive (such as producing witty and amusing articles for my reading enjoyment, peon).
It has also come to my attention that you have failed to cook me up some Ridiculously-Hot-Burn-Your-Soul-Burgers lately.Have them ready when I get off work tommorrow.